Sunday, 30 September 2007

This will put you off scuba diving


READ THE TEXT BELOW BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PIC BELOW.
Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving.

The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a pic of his mum and dad in all their gear so got the underwater camera on the go.

When it came to taking the pic the dad realized that the son look like he was panicking as he took it and gave he "OK" hand sign to see if he was alright.
The son took the pic and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK.

When hey got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely sh1tting himself.

When the parents asked why he said "there was a shark behind you" and he dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true and that they wouldn't believe him if he told them what it was.

As soon as they got back to the hotel they put the pic onto the laptop and this is what they saw.
(Try and tell me you wouldn't have emptied your entire digestive system right at the point you saw it) and would you have stayed to take the picture??

See below


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Thieving Seagull





A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.


The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.


Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.


The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland , and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular..


He always takes the same type of chips.


Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

Friday, 28 September 2007

Updates

Hi Boys and Girls

Now I am back from holiday and winter is fast approaching here in the UK, I will be spending some time over the next week or so updating the website with some new and exciting features.

So keep checking to see what I am up to.

Remember, if you have any ideas for the site, please let me know.

You can still become a featured member of the site and have your profile displayed on the front page of the site, so get in touch if you want to show yourself to millions.

Friday, 7 September 2007

Holiday

Hi Guys and Girls.

I am off on holiday this weekend. I am off to lovely Gran Canaria for a week.

Chat to you all when I return.

Have fun and behave yourselves.


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