OK, I do get to hear about some very odd and strange websites. This has got to be one of the strangest and boring I have ever seen.
This guy is counting to a million. Thats it !!
Check him out at
www.millioncount.com
Friday 29 June 2007
London Gay Pride
Saturday 30th June is London Gay Pride 2007
Damon's World supports Gay Pride and wishes it a great success.
Have fun Boys
You can now rate other members photos
SITE UPDATE
I am always looking at additional features that can be added to Damon's World to make it even more fun for everyone.
With now nearly 600 members the site has really taken off.
Thank you everybody for your support.
In the Members Photo Gallery you can now rate members photos from 1 to 10.
So check out the gallery and get rating. The member with the highest rating at the end of each month gets a prize. Do not rate yourself as that vote will not be counted.
Click on "Members Photos" to visit the gallery.
Damon
I am always looking at additional features that can be added to Damon's World to make it even more fun for everyone.
With now nearly 600 members the site has really taken off.
Thank you everybody for your support.
In the Members Photo Gallery you can now rate members photos from 1 to 10.
So check out the gallery and get rating. The member with the highest rating at the end of each month gets a prize. Do not rate yourself as that vote will not be counted.
Click on "Members Photos" to visit the gallery.
Damon
Sunday 24 June 2007
New Chat Room !!
Damon's World now has a new and better chat room.
Make sure you check it out. You can sign in with any nickname you like, and create your very own special room.
Click Live Chat from the menu and get chatting.
Make sure you check it out. You can sign in with any nickname you like, and create your very own special room.
Click Live Chat from the menu and get chatting.
Tuesday 19 June 2007
Monday 11 June 2007
Some Great One Liners from Peter Kay
> 1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said
>Thyroid problem?'
>
>
>
> 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
>Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and
>asked him to forgive me.
>
>
>
> 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my
>wife to go swimming.
>
>
>
> 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I
>don't get on with my real ladder.
>
>
>
> 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
>So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
>
>
>
> 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston
>Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened
>criminals.
>
>
>
> 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different
>names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones
>may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From
>there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
>
>
>
> 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is
>probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
>
>
>
> 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner,
>you better have a good hand.
>
>
>
> 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My
>neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be
>enough.'
>
>
>
> 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made
>out of meat?
>
>
>
> 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
>nervous and give the wrong answers.
>
>
>
> 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me
>neither.
>
>
>
> 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away
>from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
>
>
>
> 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
>
>
>
> 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
>think I've forgotten this before
>
>
>
> PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
>
>
>
> 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
>
>
>
> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
>
>
>
> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
>when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete
>stranger.
>
>
>
> 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
>
>
>
>
> 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
>to have a fire in your back garden.
>
>
>
> 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. .
>
>
>
> 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
>
>
>
> 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
>
>
>
> 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
>you at the first given opportunity.
>
>
>
> 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed
>half way through and then raced against the flush.
>
>
>
> 11) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
>
>
>
> 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
>
>
>
> 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
>
>
>
> 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
>
>
>
> 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
>had their arm broken by a swan.
>
>
>
> 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
>piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
>
>
>
> 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
>putting it in a fruit salad.
>
>
>
> SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
>
>
>
> 1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed?
>
>
>
> 2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
>down to the core of the earth?
>
>
>
> 3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>
>
> 4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your
>bottom?
>
>
>
> 5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
>you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am ...
>
>
>
>
>Thyroid problem?'
>
>
>
> 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
>Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and
>asked him to forgive me.
>
>
>
> 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my
>wife to go swimming.
>
>
>
> 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I
>don't get on with my real ladder.
>
>
>
> 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
>So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
>
>
>
> 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston
>Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened
>criminals.
>
>
>
> 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different
>names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones
>may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From
>there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
>
>
>
> 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is
>probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
>
>
>
> 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner,
>you better have a good hand.
>
>
>
> 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My
>neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be
>enough.'
>
>
>
> 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made
>out of meat?
>
>
>
> 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
>nervous and give the wrong answers.
>
>
>
> 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me
>neither.
>
>
>
> 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away
>from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
>
>
>
> 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
>
>
>
> 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
>think I've forgotten this before
>
>
>
> PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
>
>
>
> 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
>
>
>
> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
>
>
>
> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
>when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete
>stranger.
>
>
>
> 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
>
>
>
>
> 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
>to have a fire in your back garden.
>
>
>
> 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. .
>
>
>
> 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
>
>
>
> 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
>
>
>
> 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
>you at the first given opportunity.
>
>
>
> 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed
>half way through and then raced against the flush.
>
>
>
> 11) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
>
>
>
> 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
>
>
>
> 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
>
>
>
> 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
>
>
>
> 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
>had their arm broken by a swan.
>
>
>
> 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
>piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
>
>
>
> 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
>putting it in a fruit salad.
>
>
>
> SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
>
>
>
> 1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed?
>
>
>
> 2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
>down to the core of the earth?
>
>
>
> 3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>
>
> 4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your
>bottom?
>
>
>
> 5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
>you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am ...
>
>
>
>
Thursday 7 June 2007
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