MERRY CHRISTMAS AND HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM DAMON'S WORLD
Tuesday 4 December 2007
Monday 19 November 2007
New Stuff !!!
Damon's World is constantly being updated with new stuff all the time.
This week we have a great new video in the video section, a great new and very addictive game in the games section and a fantastic new London webcam on the webcam page.
So make sure you check them out
This week we have a great new video in the video section, a great new and very addictive game in the games section and a fantastic new London webcam on the webcam page.
So make sure you check them out
Tuesday 6 November 2007
Some great lines from Tommy Cooper
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.
2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
"No, the steaks are too high."
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."
13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..."
3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."
4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said,
"No, the steaks are too high."
6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off".
8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle.
9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.
10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it."
12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual."
13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog is cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then he checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy"
14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start."
15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom!
16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'
18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my Dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin.
19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat bast**d!"
20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.
21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places" The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore"
23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night
Friday 2 November 2007
Message Centre Update
Good News
If you now send a message to another member via the messaging service on Damon's World. The message will now remain in their inbox for 5 days.
Before it would only remain for 2 hours.
So why not going message someone and make a new friend.
Damon
If you now send a message to another member via the messaging service on Damon's World. The message will now remain in their inbox for 5 days.
Before it would only remain for 2 hours.
So why not going message someone and make a new friend.
Damon
Tuesday 30 October 2007
Now access your messages on your mobile
Now you dont have to miss out on chatting to your friends when your out and about.
You can now login to your Damon's World message account directly from your mobile phone.
If you have an internet enabled mobile, just bookmark the following URL
Login and chat away whenever you like.
Have fun
Wednesday 24 October 2007
A couple of funnies .....
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.
Tuesday 23 October 2007
Weight Loss
A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight lossprogram.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in h is life. She is wearingnothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck thatreads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.''Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he findsa huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your assis mine.
'He lost 63 pounds that week.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in h is life. She is wearingnothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck thatreads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.''Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he findsa huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your assis mine.
'He lost 63 pounds that week.
Monday 22 October 2007
Updates
I have been very busy recently updating things on the site.
We now have some more photos, more videos and more games.
So make sure you check them out.
Remember, if you get any great stuff that would look good on the site, remember to send it to me.
Damon
We now have some more photos, more videos and more games.
So make sure you check them out.
Remember, if you get any great stuff that would look good on the site, remember to send it to me.
Damon
Saturday 20 October 2007
Sunday 30 September 2007
This will put you off scuba diving
READ THE TEXT BELOW BEFORE LOOKING AT THE PIC BELOW.
Family on holiday in Australia for a week and a half when husband, wife and their 15 year old son decided to go scuba diving.
The husband is in the navy and has had some scuba experience. His son wanted a pic of his mum and dad in all their gear so got the underwater camera on the go.
When it came to taking the pic the dad realized that the son look like he was panicking as he took it and gave he "OK" hand sign to see if he was alright.
The son took the pic and swam to the surface and back to the boat as quick as he could so the mum and dad followed to see if he was OK.
When hey got back to him he was scrambling onto the boat and absolutely sh1tting himself.
When the parents asked why he said "there was a shark behind you" and he dad thought he was joking but the skipper of the boat said it was true and that they wouldn't believe him if he told them what it was.
As soon as they got back to the hotel they put the pic onto the laptop and this is what they saw.
(Try and tell me you wouldn't have emptied your entire digestive system right at the point you saw it) and would you have stayed to take the picture??
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Thieving Seagull
A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.
The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.
Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.
The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen , Scotland , and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular..
He always takes the same type of chips.
Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.
Friday 28 September 2007
Updates
Hi Boys and Girls
Now I am back from holiday and winter is fast approaching here in the UK, I will be spending some time over the next week or so updating the website with some new and exciting features.
So keep checking to see what I am up to.
Remember, if you have any ideas for the site, please let me know.
You can still become a featured member of the site and have your profile displayed on the front page of the site, so get in touch if you want to show yourself to millions.
Now I am back from holiday and winter is fast approaching here in the UK, I will be spending some time over the next week or so updating the website with some new and exciting features.
So keep checking to see what I am up to.
Remember, if you have any ideas for the site, please let me know.
You can still become a featured member of the site and have your profile displayed on the front page of the site, so get in touch if you want to show yourself to millions.
Friday 7 September 2007
Holiday
Hi Guys and Girls.
I am off on holiday this weekend. I am off to lovely Gran Canaria for a week.
Chat to you all when I return.
Have fun and behave yourselves.
Thursday 23 August 2007
Report Abusive Members
At Damon's World we have a zero tollerence policy when it comes to abuse. So if you ever get insulted by another member, then please report it.
We do not allow Homophobic abuse, bullying or any other kind of abuse.
If you need to report someone, please email
police@damonsworld.co.uk
Make sure you give details of the members name and what they have said.
We do not allow Homophobic abuse, bullying or any other kind of abuse.
If you need to report someone, please email
police@damonsworld.co.uk
Make sure you give details of the members name and what they have said.
Friday 17 August 2007
All fixed
Hi Guys
Just to let you know, the message service has now been fixed.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
Just to let you know, the message service has now been fixed.
Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
Thursday 16 August 2007
Messaging Problem
We are aware of a problem with Damons World Messaging Service.
The problem is being looked into. The messaging service should be up and running again soon.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
The problem is being looked into. The messaging service should be up and running again soon.
We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
Monday 13 August 2007
New NASA Webcam
Damon's World now has a live NASA webcam.
You can now what live images from the space shuttle and international space station as well as NASA control back on the ground.
These amazing images are sure to blow you away. You can also watch NASA TV live directly from Damon's World.
Just go to the Webcam page.
Enjoy.
Wednesday 8 August 2007
Funny Frog Joke
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this? "The bank manager looks back at her and says..."
It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday." Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant.
"I mean, what in the world is this? "The bank manager looks back at her and says..."
It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, his old man's a Rolling Stone."
Friday 3 August 2007
Have a good Pride ,but be careful.
Hi
For those of you that have heard about the potential protests at tomorrow’s Pride by the Christian Voice and the NF, please note that the police have the matter in hand and thank everyone that has made contact expressing their concerns
Christian Voice and the National Front have informed Sussex Police of their Intention to protest as they did last year, at the narrow entrance to Preston Park tomorrowIn the morning there is a meeting when the police will decide how to deal with the mean and nasty groups who intend to picket the pride procession and insult us with their abusive placards, and ensure that our lovely day of celebration is spoilt by their judgmental and homophobic viewpoints.
The word is out there, so please be careful, especially when the party begins – rumours of groups, drinks and potential violence may well be on the menu
Be safe and have a great Pride
See you there
Gino
Gay Surrey
The charity that takes action
For those of you that have heard about the potential protests at tomorrow’s Pride by the Christian Voice and the NF, please note that the police have the matter in hand and thank everyone that has made contact expressing their concerns
Christian Voice and the National Front have informed Sussex Police of their Intention to protest as they did last year, at the narrow entrance to Preston Park tomorrowIn the morning there is a meeting when the police will decide how to deal with the mean and nasty groups who intend to picket the pride procession and insult us with their abusive placards, and ensure that our lovely day of celebration is spoilt by their judgmental and homophobic viewpoints.
The word is out there, so please be careful, especially when the party begins – rumours of groups, drinks and potential violence may well be on the menu
Be safe and have a great Pride
See you there
Gino
Gay Surrey
The charity that takes action
Monday 30 July 2007
Supporting Brighton Pride - The best Pride in the UK
Damon's World is proud to support Brighton Pride.
This is probably one of the UK's biggest and best Pride events. It is a free festival for everyone of all ages. If you have never been before, go it's a fantastic day.
The main event and parade is Saturday 4th August 2007
The event normally attracts over 200,000 people. Parking is difficult, so I would recommend you come by train.
The theme for this year is musicals. So I can imagine that the event will be as camp as ever.
If you are going, I may see you there. Have a good day.
For more information visit http://www.brightonpride.org/
This is probably one of the UK's biggest and best Pride events. It is a free festival for everyone of all ages. If you have never been before, go it's a fantastic day.
The main event and parade is Saturday 4th August 2007
The event normally attracts over 200,000 people. Parking is difficult, so I would recommend you come by train.
The theme for this year is musicals. So I can imagine that the event will be as camp as ever.
If you are going, I may see you there. Have a good day.
For more information visit http://www.brightonpride.org/
A real letter sent to David Miliband MP - Secretary of State (UK)
I thought you may appreciate the below letter which was actually sent to David Miliband MP regarding payments for NOT rearing pigs...
Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State,
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),
Nobel House
17 Smith Square
London SW1P 3JR
16 May 2007
Dear Secretary of State,
My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.
In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.
I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these?
As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven’t reared. Are there any Government or Local Authority courses on this?
My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was
£1,422 in 1968. That is - until this year, when he received a cheque for not rearing any.
If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100?
I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about £2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not producing harmful and polluting methane gases?
Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don’t rear?
I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send any information you have on that too. Please could you also include the current Defra advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an e-commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several thousand hectares)?
In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits.
I shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election.
Yours faithfully,
Nigel Johnson-Hill
Rt Hon David Miliband MP
Secretary of State,
Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs (DEFRA),
Nobel House
17 Smith Square
London SW1P 3JR
16 May 2007
Dear Secretary of State,
My friend, who is in farming at the moment, recently received a cheque for £3,000 from the Rural Payments Agency for not rearing pigs. I would now like to join the "not rearing pigs" business.
In your opinion, what is the best kind of farm not to rear pigs on, and which is the best breed of pigs not to rear? I want to be sure I approach this endeavour in keeping with all government policies, as dictated by the EU under the Common Agricultural Policy.
I would prefer not to rear bacon pigs, but if this is not the type you want not rearing, I will just as gladly not rear porkers. Are there any advantages in not rearing rare breeds such as Saddlebacks or Gloucester Old Spots, or are there too many people already not rearing these?
As I see it, the hardest part of this programme will be keeping an accurate record of how many pigs I haven’t reared. Are there any Government or Local Authority courses on this?
My friend is very satisfied with this business. He has been rearing pigs for forty years or so, and the best he ever made on them was
£1,422 in 1968. That is - until this year, when he received a cheque for not rearing any.
If I get £3,000 for not rearing 50 pigs, will I get £6,000 for not rearing 100?
I plan to operate on a small scale at first, holding myself down to about 4,000 pigs not raised, which will mean about £240,000 for the first year. As I become more expert in not rearing pigs, I plan to be more ambitious, perhaps increasing to, say, 40,000 pigs not reared in my second year, for which I should expect about £2.4 million from your department. Incidentally, I wonder if I would be eligible to receive tradable carbon credits for all these pigs not producing harmful and polluting methane gases?
Another point: These pigs that I plan not to rear will not eat 2,000 tonnes of cereals. I understand that you also pay farmers for not growing crops. Will I qualify for payments for not growing cereals to not feed the pigs I don’t rear?
I am also considering the "not milking cows" business, so please send any information you have on that too. Please could you also include the current Defra advice on set aside fields? Can this be done on an e-commerce basis with virtual fields (of which I seem to have several thousand hectares)?
In view of the above you will realise that I will be totally unemployed, and will therefore qualify for unemployment benefits.
I shall of course be voting for your party at the next general election.
Yours faithfully,
Nigel Johnson-Hill
Thursday 26 July 2007
Monday 16 July 2007
Fun in Camden, London
Hi to all the guys and girls we met on Saturday night in the Black Cap pub in Camden.
Myself and my friend Tanya had a wicked time.
Thursday 5 July 2007
New Notice Board
We now have a new Notice Board on Damon's World.
Post a message on the board so everyone can say hello.
Post a message on the board so everyone can say hello.
Missing Please Help !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MISSING!!! -
ROUND YELLOW THING USUALLY FLOATS AROUND IN THE SKY!!!ANSWERS TO THE NAME ''SUN'' IF U SEE HIM TELL HIM IT'S F****** JULY!!!
Tuesday 3 July 2007
Can't get onto Damons World from work???
Some companies will not allow you to access some sites over the internet. A few of you have said that unfortunately, you cannot gain access to Damon's World while you are at work.
This may help. You can log in to your message inbox using the link below, so you can still chat with people online without having to go onto Damon's World.
Follow the link below to access your message inbox without going through Damon's World.
http://www.poppydog.com/message.do?action=view&hid=12599
This may help. You can log in to your message inbox using the link below, so you can still chat with people online without having to go onto Damon's World.
Follow the link below to access your message inbox without going through Damon's World.
http://www.poppydog.com/message.do?action=view&hid=12599
Friday 29 June 2007
Somthing Really Boring
OK, I do get to hear about some very odd and strange websites. This has got to be one of the strangest and boring I have ever seen.
This guy is counting to a million. Thats it !!
Check him out at
www.millioncount.com
This guy is counting to a million. Thats it !!
Check him out at
www.millioncount.com
London Gay Pride
Saturday 30th June is London Gay Pride 2007
Damon's World supports Gay Pride and wishes it a great success.
Have fun Boys
You can now rate other members photos
SITE UPDATE
I am always looking at additional features that can be added to Damon's World to make it even more fun for everyone.
With now nearly 600 members the site has really taken off.
Thank you everybody for your support.
In the Members Photo Gallery you can now rate members photos from 1 to 10.
So check out the gallery and get rating. The member with the highest rating at the end of each month gets a prize. Do not rate yourself as that vote will not be counted.
Click on "Members Photos" to visit the gallery.
Damon
I am always looking at additional features that can be added to Damon's World to make it even more fun for everyone.
With now nearly 600 members the site has really taken off.
Thank you everybody for your support.
In the Members Photo Gallery you can now rate members photos from 1 to 10.
So check out the gallery and get rating. The member with the highest rating at the end of each month gets a prize. Do not rate yourself as that vote will not be counted.
Click on "Members Photos" to visit the gallery.
Damon
Sunday 24 June 2007
New Chat Room !!
Damon's World now has a new and better chat room.
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Tuesday 19 June 2007
Monday 11 June 2007
Some Great One Liners from Peter Kay
> 1) I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said
>Thyroid problem?'
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>
>
> 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
>Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and
>asked him to forgive me.
>
>
>
> 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my
>wife to go swimming.
>
>
>
> 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I
>don't get on with my real ladder.
>
>
>
> 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
>So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
>
>
>
> 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston
>Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened
>criminals.
>
>
>
> 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different
>names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones
>may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From
>there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
>
>
>
> 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is
>probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
>
>
>
> 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner,
>you better have a good hand.
>
>
>
> 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My
>neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be
>enough.'
>
>
>
> 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made
>out of meat?
>
>
>
> 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
>nervous and give the wrong answers.
>
>
>
> 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me
>neither.
>
>
>
> 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away
>from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
>
>
>
> 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
>
>
>
> 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
>think I've forgotten this before
>
>
>
> PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
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>
>
> 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
>
>
>
> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
>
>
>
> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
>when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete
>stranger.
>
>
>
> 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
>
>
>
>
> 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
>to have a fire in your back garden.
>
>
>
> 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. .
>
>
>
> 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
>
>
>
> 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
>
>
>
> 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
>you at the first given opportunity.
>
>
>
> 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed
>half way through and then raced against the flush.
>
>
>
> 11) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
>
>
>
> 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
>
>
>
> 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
>
>
>
> 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
>
>
>
> 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
>had their arm broken by a swan.
>
>
>
> 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
>piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
>
>
>
> 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
>putting it in a fruit salad.
>
>
>
> SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
>
>
>
> 1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed?
>
>
>
> 2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
>down to the core of the earth?
>
>
>
> 3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>
>
> 4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your
>bottom?
>
>
>
> 5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
>you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am ...
>
>
>
>
>Thyroid problem?'
>
>
>
> 2) When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike.
>Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and
>asked him to forgive me.
>
>
>
> 3) I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my
>wife to go swimming.
>
>
>
> 4) I was doing some decorating, so I got out my step-ladder. I
>don't get on with my real ladder.
>
>
>
> 5) I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time'.
>So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance.
>
>
>
> 6) A cement mixer collided with a prison van on the Kingston
>Bypass. Motorists are asked to be on the lookout for 16 hardened
>criminals.
>
>
>
> 7) Well I was bullied at school, called all kinds of different
>names. But one day I turned to my bullies and said 'Sticks and stones
>may break my bones but names will never hurt me', and it worked! From
>there on it was sticks and stones all the way.
>
>
>
> 8) My Dad used to say 'always fight fire with fire', which is
>probably why he got thrown out of the fire brigade.
>
>
>
> 9) Sex is like playing bridge: If you don't have a good partner,
>you better have a good hand.
>
>
>
> 10) I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My
>neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, six should be
>enough.'
>
>
>
> 11) If we aren't supposed to eat animals, then why are they made
>out of meat?
>
>
>
> 12) I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all
>nervous and give the wrong answers.
>
>
>
> 13) You know that look women get when they want sex? No, me
>neither.
>
>
>
> 14) Politicians are wonderful people as long as they stay away
>from things they don't understand, such as working for a living.
>
>
>
> 15) I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
>
>
>
> 16) Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I
>think I've forgotten this before
>
>
>
> PETER KAY'S UNIVERSAL TRUTHS
>
>
>
> 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
>
>
>
> 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
>
>
>
> 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is
>when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronized with a complete
>stranger.
>
>
>
> 4) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
>
>
>
>
> 5) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not
>to have a fire in your back garden.
>
>
>
> 6) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. .
>
>
>
> 7) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
>
>
>
> 8) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
>
>
>
> 9) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill
>you at the first given opportunity.
>
>
>
> 10) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee, flushed
>half way through and then raced against the flush.
>
>
>
> 11) It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
>
>
>
> 12) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
>
>
>
> 13) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
>
>
>
> 14) You can't respect a man who carries a dog.
>
>
>
> 15) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has
>had their arm broken by a swan.
>
>
>
> 16) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin
>piece of wood specifically to stir paint with.
>
>
>
> 17) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not
>putting it in a fruit salad.
>
>
>
> SOME GREAT QUESTIONS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PETER KAY
>
>
>
> 1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get
>undressed?
>
>
>
> 2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way
>down to the core of the earth?
>
>
>
> 3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
>
>
>
> 4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your
>bottom?
>
>
>
> 5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing
>you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am ...
>
>
>
>
Thursday 7 June 2007
Become a Damon's World featured member
Now you can become a Damon's World featured member.
Get more people looking at your photo and profile.
Every week the featured member will change to a new one. It's free so why not
fill in the little request on the site and become next weeks featured member.
Damon
Get more people looking at your photo and profile.
Every week the featured member will change to a new one. It's free so why not
fill in the little request on the site and become next weeks featured member.
Damon
Thursday 31 May 2007
Hello Peeps
Sorry for not updating my blog recently. I forgot the password to access it, and it was driving me mad trying to get into it.
Anyway, I am back in it again now finally. I hope all is well with you.
Where has the summer gone? Here in the UK, the weather has been horrible recently, so wet. YUK !!! I need a holiday.
On Sunday 20th May, myself and my little mini took part in the famous London to Brighton Mini Run. It was great fun. Although because I have a new style BMW mini, I did feel a little bit out of place alongside the thousands of old classic mini's. Most of them had stickers in their back windows saying things like "100% BMW Free" and "A true true Brit, non of this German Shit"
Oh well nevermind, it was a good day out anyway.
If you fancy seeing photos from the day you can see the gallery at this link
http://www.london-to-brighton.co.uk/2007%20gallery/index.htm
Take a look at this cool video from the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrN9jtE5Irs
My Car
Anyway, I am back in it again now finally. I hope all is well with you.
Where has the summer gone? Here in the UK, the weather has been horrible recently, so wet. YUK !!! I need a holiday.
On Sunday 20th May, myself and my little mini took part in the famous London to Brighton Mini Run. It was great fun. Although because I have a new style BMW mini, I did feel a little bit out of place alongside the thousands of old classic mini's. Most of them had stickers in their back windows saying things like "100% BMW Free" and "A true true Brit, non of this German Shit"
Oh well nevermind, it was a good day out anyway.
If you fancy seeing photos from the day you can see the gallery at this link
http://www.london-to-brighton.co.uk/2007%20gallery/index.htm
Take a look at this cool video from the day
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrN9jtE5Irs
My Car
Thursday 10 May 2007
Music while you surf
Over the next couple of days we are going to be introducing some music to the site.
So you can listen to some great tunes while you surf the net.
Over the next few months I will introduce more tunes for you to play.
If you dont want to listen to the music you dont have to. Its up to you.
Wednesday 9 May 2007
A little Reminder !!!!!
Please note.
This web site is only for people above the age of 18. If you are under 18 we strongly recommend that you do not use this site in the future.
Thank you
Most Haunted Live
We had great fun last Saturday night in Bristol.
Some friends and I were lucky enough to get hold of some VIP tickets to Most Haunted Live in Bristol. For those of you who don't know what this is, its a live show on Living TV. Its a ghost hunt and investigation type thing. All good fun and really interesting.
So hello to everyone that we met over the weekend.
Monday 23 April 2007
Dear IT Support
to Dear IT Support:
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 10 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, IT Support
Dear IT Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tendsdelete all of your Money before uninstalling itself'.
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in the overall performance, particularly in the Flower and Jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, Rugby 4.3 and Cricket 3.0.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs; it simply crashes the system. I've
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband 10 is an Operating System.
Try entering the command: C:/I-THOUGHT-YOU-LOVED-ME to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
But remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.
WARNING: Beer 6.1 is a very nasty program that will create Snoring Loudly.
CAUTION: Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-law. This is not a supported application and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally would recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck, IT Support
Dear IT Support,
18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from DrinkingMates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9. Successive versions of GirlFriend proved no better.
I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run GirlFriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse2005.
Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run. Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge. These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.
Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week. Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.
Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've been tempted to install Mistress 2005, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2005, it tendsdelete all of your Money before uninstalling itself'.
Wednesday 18 April 2007
Funny
Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time.
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some moron in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.
A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."
After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time.
"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some moron in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
Monday 16 April 2007
Having fun in the sun
Here in the UK, we are having a lovely time enjoying the hot weather.
I went to Brighton for the day yesterday and had a lovely time on the beach.
Check out the new Brighton webcams and see for yourself.
Wednesday 4 April 2007
Happy Easter
Just wanted to wish all the Damon's World members a Happy Easter. I am sure many of you are enjoying this lovely weather we are having at the moment here in the UK.
Summer is finally upon us.
I have been busy working on the webcam system, and soon as well as my own personal webcam you will also have access to other webcams.
I am in the process of setting up a live cam in my garden over my Koi pond. This is going to be a live streaming webcam.
I will also give you access to some other great live webcams. So I will keep you posted.
So have a great long weekend, and Happy Easter.
Damon
Thursday 29 March 2007
Keep it clean !!
We now have well over 300 members on the site which is fantastic.
Some of you have posted nude photos and adult rated photos on your profiles. Please can you change these to cleaner and more family friendly pictures. We have alot of younger members on the site.
Many Thanks
Damon
Some of you have posted nude photos and adult rated photos on your profiles. Please can you change these to cleaner and more family friendly pictures. We have alot of younger members on the site.
Many Thanks
Damon
Tuesday 27 March 2007
New Features
Today we have added some great new features to Damon's World.
We now have live TV on the site. You can select from a number of great channels including Sky and MTV. You can find the live TV under the "Fun Stuff" menu.
As you may of noticed we also have a live TAG board called "Put yourself in the spotlight"
Anyone can post on this board. Everyone on the site will see it.
Have fun... If you have any ideas or would like to see another feature on the site, don't forget to let me know.
Damon
Tuesday 20 March 2007
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Tuesday 13 March 2007
Afternoon Boys & Girls
I hope you are all keeping well?
Those of us in the UK are experiencing lovely weather at the moment which is nice.
The site has really taken off with new members joining everyday, so I am really pleased.
Remember to add photos to your profile and the members photo gallery. Members with photos receive many more messages and comments than other members.
Damon
Those of us in the UK are experiencing lovely weather at the moment which is nice.
The site has really taken off with new members joining everyday, so I am really pleased.
Remember to add photos to your profile and the members photo gallery. Members with photos receive many more messages and comments than other members.
Damon
Monday 5 March 2007
Update
Hello everyone
The message forum is now live and becoming popular with guests and members.
We now have over 45 members in our little community. Remember to help get this site off the ground we need as many new members as possible, so make sure you tell all your friends about it.
I know a few people have had some problems with uploading photos when creating profiles. I have made the exceptable photo upload size larger now so it should be alot easier. Remember if you have a profile and you dont yet have a photo on display make sure you upload one and join in the fun.
I am always open to new ideas. So if you think of anything new that we can add to the site, let me know.
Damon
The message forum is now live and becoming popular with guests and members.
We now have over 45 members in our little community. Remember to help get this site off the ground we need as many new members as possible, so make sure you tell all your friends about it.
I know a few people have had some problems with uploading photos when creating profiles. I have made the exceptable photo upload size larger now so it should be alot easier. Remember if you have a profile and you dont yet have a photo on display make sure you upload one and join in the fun.
I am always open to new ideas. So if you think of anything new that we can add to the site, let me know.
Damon
Tuesday 27 February 2007
Update
Hi Guys & Girls
I have been doing some more updates on the site.
The shop is now on the site, and I have been making some adjustments to the messaging system as it was not working properly. Hopefully it should be ok now.
The next thing to be added to the site will be a message forum. This will be an area where people can chat about anything they like. It will also include a special area just for members. This should be going on in the next few days so keep an eye out for it.
The new photo Gallery 6 is also now live.
Remember if you have not added a picture to your profile you can always going in and edit your profile so you can add it. If you have any problems adding a photo, let me know and email me over a pic to damonshouse@aol.com
Damon
I have been doing some more updates on the site.
The shop is now on the site, and I have been making some adjustments to the messaging system as it was not working properly. Hopefully it should be ok now.
The next thing to be added to the site will be a message forum. This will be an area where people can chat about anything they like. It will also include a special area just for members. This should be going on in the next few days so keep an eye out for it.
The new photo Gallery 6 is also now live.
Remember if you have not added a picture to your profile you can always going in and edit your profile so you can add it. If you have any problems adding a photo, let me know and email me over a pic to damonshouse@aol.com
Damon
Friday 23 February 2007
New Photos and Message System Error
It's Friday and at last the weekend is upon us.
This weekend new photos of me will be added to the photo galleries. These were taken a couple of weeks ago on a modelling shoot I did. So keep an eye out for them.
I will also be making a few adjustments to the web site this weekend, as I am aware there are a few problems with the messaging system that need to be sorted, so hopefully this will be fixed over this weekend.
Also - Make sure you check out the new video clips under the "Fun Stuff" menu. There are some really good funny clips for you. Keep an eye on this section as more videos will be added next week.
Also - An online shop will also soon be added to the site. You will be able to buy t-shirts and gifts at discounted prices. I will let you know when this goes on the site.
Damon
This weekend new photos of me will be added to the photo galleries. These were taken a couple of weeks ago on a modelling shoot I did. So keep an eye out for them.
I will also be making a few adjustments to the web site this weekend, as I am aware there are a few problems with the messaging system that need to be sorted, so hopefully this will be fixed over this weekend.
Also - Make sure you check out the new video clips under the "Fun Stuff" menu. There are some really good funny clips for you. Keep an eye on this section as more videos will be added next week.
Also - An online shop will also soon be added to the site. You will be able to buy t-shirts and gifts at discounted prices. I will let you know when this goes on the site.
Damon
Friday 16 February 2007
New Photos
Hi Guys & Girls
It's Friday at last. Its been a long week, the weekend is here at last.
There are new photos now available in the galleries. So if you have not checked out the galleries yet, take a look. let me know what you think.
Also remember, as a member you can create a free profile on the site. Just go to profiles and set up your user name and password for free. You can then add as many photos as you want.
You can then comment on other peoples photos and send personal private messages to other members.
Have fun and speak to you soon.
Damon
It's Friday at last. Its been a long week, the weekend is here at last.
There are new photos now available in the galleries. So if you have not checked out the galleries yet, take a look. let me know what you think.
Also remember, as a member you can create a free profile on the site. Just go to profiles and set up your user name and password for free. You can then add as many photos as you want.
You can then comment on other peoples photos and send personal private messages to other members.
Have fun and speak to you soon.
Damon
Friday 2 February 2007
New Blog
Hiya
Well I have been working hard on re-vamping my website so it all looks a bit smarter.
If your reading this blog then you are probably already a registered member of Damon's World. Thank you for your donation.
So let me know what you think of the new website layout. You can contact me at damonshouse@aol.com
I will keep this blog updated with new information and news. I have plans to add alot more to the website over the coming weeks, so keep checking back for updates.
Damon
Well I have been working hard on re-vamping my website so it all looks a bit smarter.
If your reading this blog then you are probably already a registered member of Damon's World. Thank you for your donation.
So let me know what you think of the new website layout. You can contact me at damonshouse@aol.com
I will keep this blog updated with new information and news. I have plans to add alot more to the website over the coming weeks, so keep checking back for updates.
Damon
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