Tuesday, 30 October 2007

Now access your messages on your mobile

Now you dont have to miss out on chatting to your friends when your out and about.


You can now login to your Damon's World message account directly from your mobile phone.


If you have an internet enabled mobile, just bookmark the following URL



Login and chat away whenever you like.

Have fun


Wednesday, 24 October 2007

A couple of funnies .....

"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because he's cross-eyed?" "No, because he's really heavy."

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

Tuesday, 23 October 2007

Weight Loss

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight lossprogram.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him avoluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in h is life. She is wearingnothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck thatreads, 'If you catch me you can have me'.Well, he's out the door after her like a shot.

This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.

He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program 'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most rigorous program.''Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he findsa huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, your assis mine.

'He lost 63 pounds that week.

Monday, 22 October 2007

Updates

I have been very busy recently updating things on the site.

We now have some more photos, more videos and more games.

So make sure you check them out.

Remember, if you get any great stuff that would look good on the site, remember to send it to me.

Damon

Saturday, 20 October 2007

Good Luck England


Damon's World is supporting the England Rugby Team this weekend.

Good luck guys.