Funny

Last Night I walked into a public toilet where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied.
So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?" I thought it a bit strange but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to mate?" Again I answered; somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure what to say, I replied "Umm, just having a quick poo...How about yourself?"
I then heard the voice for the third time.

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some moron in the loo next to me answering everything I say."